Norman Lewis

Age: 25

    Norman is just your typical bachelor. He hates work but is a good writer. Norman spends most of his time in the Discussion Board. He smokes and drinks heavily.

Bobbie Wess

Age: 23

    Bobbie is a geek. He hides behind crossword puzzles and work. Nine times out of ten he gets the answers to the puzzles wrong.

Sally Lennon

Age: 28

    Sally is the dullest writer of the group. She so boring that the others didn't notice that she left on maternity leave.

Kathleen Fields

Age: 22

    Kathleen is a sassy writer. She just likes to have a good time. Just don't cross her, it'll be ugly if you do.

Becky Banks

Age: 22

    Becky is a big crybaby. She is an emotional woman. Becky is in love with love too much. When she doesn't get the attention she wants, she cries.

Izzie Cobain

Age: 45

    Izzie is an old randy woman. She has been divorced many times. Izzie is still looking for a man and a good time. To her, forty is where the real party is.

Allen Tinsay

Age: 52

    Allen is a security guard. The old man may guff, but the guy loves pretty young women. Allen as wants to have a good day.

Geoff Kelly

Age: 23

    Geoff is the janitor of the writing company, Wisteria Chill. He is a slacker and incompetent. But when he does get work done, it is shocking.

Ike Martin

Age: 28

    Ike is one of the newer writers. He doesn't drink or smoke. Ike rarely visits the Violet Discussion Room. He is a little too enthusiastic at times.

Bailly Holmes

Age: 42

    Bailly is the owner of Wisteria Chill. She rarely visits her workers. If  she does, it's only because she wants something. Bailly is a bossy bitch.

Lenny Timberlake

Age: 30

    Lenny is Bailly's assistant. She is up-tight and too pure. Lenny tries too hard to restore order to the group. The results aren't pretty!